Muff Spanker

(v.)

To aggressively slap a bitch's pussy when they are acting out of line.

A way to stop the bitch from complaining about bad sex.
Yeah bro, once I found out that Jeff Weaver had a mom, I gave that bitch a big muff spanking.
by Ryan Fuckass Fairy! April 16, 2005
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