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Muff Cabage

Its a Jersey Thing
What does Muff Cabage mean?

Its a jersey thing
Muff Cabage by maxwellsmack October 15, 2010

Muff Cabage

What angry people from New Jersey say when they get a parking ticket
Muff Cabage by ChrisLeV October 15, 2010

Muff Cabage

First shown in South Park, a word used by people from New Jersey, or 'Jersey' to call someone a Cunt. See weaboo and snooki
No you're a Muff Cabage!
Muff Cabage by JimmyRaeda October 20, 2010

Muff Cabage

It's a Jersey thing..
Are you talking about my family?!" "Your f***ing muff cabage!
Muff Cabage by GuidoGuy November 29, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing.
After getting a ticket, she called the parking cop muff cabbage.
Muff Cabbage by -Nobody- October 15, 2010

muff cabbage 

1. A huge, gaping maw of a vagina with not only inner and outer labia, but several folds of skin in between said labial regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.

2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
Angry hair dresser: That whore is gah-bage! That muff cabbage thinks she's hot shit, but she's just nothing, she's just a cabbage!!

Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!

Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
muff cabbage by girlofglycerine October 16, 2010
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