longjaw mudsucker

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.

I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.

longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

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McDickered

McDickered is a word of Canadian origin, describing the state of an individual of whom has partaken in some McDonalds, and all its glory, while being highly inebriated.

1) Man, I got so McDickered last night!

2) Person 1: Bud, lets get fucking McDickered tonight. Person 2: Ooooh fuck ya bud! Person 1: Right arm!

McDickered by Legendary_Canadian April 14, 2014

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Mudclicker • Mud Licker • mudfucker • mudpacker • Fudlicker • mcdicker • McDickered • mudbucker • Mudlick • mullecker

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mudfucker

M. is used for individuals who has regular and/or intentional intercourse with dirt or mud. It is a strong word which can be offensive in certain contexts.

- That guy seems to like mud unusually much.
- Yeah, that's because he's a mudfucker

mudfucker by Bertil Andersson December 25, 2008