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Mud-Puddle 

When you cum inside a girls butthole while shes turtle necking
Bro I think a uti from all the mud-puddles I made yesterday
Mud-Puddle by Mud-Puddler November 2, 2021
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Mud Puddle 

When a women gets so turned on her butt gets so excited, she secretes out her butt. It's a combination of poop and discharge out a woman's butt.
Graham ate a girl out and she was super turned on, therefore she mud puddled.
Mud Puddle by colinJGR December 15, 2011

Mud Puddle 

The mud puddle is like Dick Frost , but found in the tempuatures more sutible for a penis and feels most like a soggy vagina.
Yesterday afternoon i was driving to my friends house when i saw a pond, i immeditly stopped the car and grew instintly wood knowing a Mud Puddle would be near for fuckin
Mud Puddle by Dike Mink April 8, 2008

Mud Puddle 

A name for a female with an extremely loose vagina (derived from the fact that having sex with her would be equivalent to sex with a mud puddle).
"Damn that girl's lookin' good!"
"Don't bother bro. I hit it last week, she's a total mud puddle"
Mud Puddle by Elderberry715 April 26, 2012

mud puddle 

a big black person.

also known as a melted chocolate ice cream cone.
dude look at that fat black chick!

woaaah! she is a mud puddle!
mud puddle by bammm!105 June 7, 2011

Mud Puddle 

A Dirty Waffle, Shitting on someones chest, but with diarrhea, and also stomping with a foot, not hitting with a tennis racket
Mud Puddle by nate the snake August 27, 2012

Mud Puddle 

a group of people larger than 3 made up of african americans.
hey mane, lets go join this mud puddle.
Mud Puddle by Natavian August 25, 2023
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