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let's become Mr and Mrs Smith

To hook up with someone in order to become their lover, fuckfriend, hexventure buddy and partner in crime, combined.
My phrase let's become Mr and Mrs Smith parodies the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie movie of the same name.

Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch 

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units
Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

Mrs. Fubb's Parlor

I'm headed down to eat at Mrs. Fubb's Parlor.
Mrs. Fubb's Parlor by Xenu2001 June 13, 2014

Mrs Murphy's law 

Murphy's law with a twist.

Anything that can go wrong, will; at the worst possible moment.
An example of Mrs Murphy's law:
Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.

Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!
Mrs Murphy's law by xxbuffyfreakxx January 14, 2009

Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class 

Code word for an orgy.
Hey are you going to Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class later ;)

Mrs.Karen’s mom

What you call your friends mom when you are 8
Lil you: mrs.karen’s mom?
Karen’s mom: yes hun?
Lil you: Can I have some watter ?