Mr. Wagecucko
A pejorative variation of "Mr. Roboto"
They are very similar to robotic drone human beings that aren't actually sentient, but they spend all their wagecuck money on making terrible videos no one wants to watch.
Primarily, Mr. Wagecucko's upload pop-tech videos like "Why I Switched from iPhone to Android!" or "Why I'm never buying a macbook again..." This is where the root word "Mr. Roboto" comes in, as they primarily deal with technology.
It is unknown how Mr. Wagecucko's gain such a large audience, because all of their videos are mind numbing nonsense designed to harm the viewer through subliminal messaging, causing the viewer to spend 8 gorillion dollars on bullshit goyslop poptech. However, this is also their main form of reproduction.
Once an innocent viewer spends 381029 gorillion on bullshit goyslop poptech, they may also become a Mr. Wagecucko and upload even more terrible videos that no one will ever watch ever
They are very similar to robotic drone human beings that aren't actually sentient, but they spend all their wagecuck money on making terrible videos no one wants to watch.
Primarily, Mr. Wagecucko's upload pop-tech videos like "Why I Switched from iPhone to Android!" or "Why I'm never buying a macbook again..." This is where the root word "Mr. Roboto" comes in, as they primarily deal with technology.
It is unknown how Mr. Wagecucko's gain such a large audience, because all of their videos are mind numbing nonsense designed to harm the viewer through subliminal messaging, causing the viewer to spend 8 gorillion dollars on bullshit goyslop poptech. However, this is also their main form of reproduction.
Once an innocent viewer spends 381029 gorillion on bullshit goyslop poptech, they may also become a Mr. Wagecucko and upload even more terrible videos that no one will ever watch ever
Lead Singer:
"DOMO ARIGATO, OH MR. WAGECUCKO
FOR UPLOADING THE VIDS
NOBODY WANTS TO
AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH
OH MISTER WAGECUCKO
FOR TAKING ALL MY FUNDS
WHEN I NEEDED THEM
THANK YOU THANK YOU!!"
"DOMO ARIGATO, OH MR. WAGECUCKO
FOR UPLOADING THE VIDS
NOBODY WANTS TO
AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH
OH MISTER WAGECUCKO
FOR TAKING ALL MY FUNDS
WHEN I NEEDED THEM
THANK YOU THANK YOU!!"
Mr. Wagecucko by mybrainIBM May 24, 2023
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