Mr. Wagecucko 

A pejorative variation of "Mr. Roboto"

They are very similar to robotic drone human beings that aren't actually sentient, but they spend all their wagecuck money on making terrible videos no one wants to watch.

Primarily, Mr. Wagecucko's upload pop-tech videos like "Why I Switched from iPhone to Android!" or "Why I'm never buying a macbook again..." This is where the root word "Mr. Roboto" comes in, as they primarily deal with technology.

It is unknown how Mr. Wagecucko's gain such a large audience, because all of their videos are mind numbing nonsense designed to harm the viewer through subliminal messaging, causing the viewer to spend 8 gorillion dollars on bullshit goyslop poptech. However, this is also their main form of reproduction.

Once an innocent viewer spends 381029 gorillion on bullshit goyslop poptech, they may also become a Mr. Wagecucko and upload even more terrible videos that no one will ever watch ever

Lead Singer:
"DOMO ARIGATO, OH MR. WAGECUCKO
FOR UPLOADING THE VIDS
NOBODY WANTS TO
AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH
OH MISTER WAGECUCKO
FOR TAKING ALL MY FUNDS
WHEN I NEEDED THEM
THANK YOU THANK YOU!!"

Mr. Wagecucko by mybrainIBM May 24, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012