Mr. Potatohead

A snitch from G-unit See 50 cent

50 cent, the leader of G-unit also known as the real mr. potatohead

by Ralphius April 25, 2006

Mr. Potato Head

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife

Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019

Mr potato head

Mr potato head is one of the best toy and the best toy story character.

I love Mr potato head

by Me donation January 4, 2021

mr.potato head

a toy i which a child can rearange the toys features

look mommy i put his arms where his ears should be

by sockmonkey1 March 11, 2005

Mr. Potato Head

When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.

"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'

by Tumadreesatutafeo March 30, 2010

Mr. Potato Head

The latest victim of cancel culture

Little kid: I'm having so much fun playing with Mr. Potato Head!

Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED

Little Kid: *Cries*

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021

The Mr. Potato Head

Similar to the teabag. When a male places his penis on someone else's face with the shaft lying on the nose and one testicle on each eye. Creates an illusion of altered/extraneous facial features.

The Mr. Potato Head, kind of like a teabag

by shutimanta September 29, 2012