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mr. fingers 

a man who can't keep his hands in his pockets; a man whos hands wonder upon a womans roast beef; 10 penises on your hands instead of fingers; one who caresses the labia furiously; the man who posseses the key to open the meat curtains; excited stripper hands
Mr. Fingers ferociously swabbed her ass getting it primed for Ears Deep. Mr. Fingers strikes again!
mr. fingers by arabfromahab August 6, 2006
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During the act of anal sex, or due to insertion of the penis into 1. a female, 2. a male, or 3. an animals anus, particulate matter of feces will escape with the departure of the penus, causing thus forth, a "poop monster"

The "poop monster" has escaped from the cave!
bobo mr fingers by Puppet August 28, 2004

Mr. or Mrs. Sticky Fingers 

Are people whom enjoy to see the suffering of others. They are incredibly evil. They are jealous worthless swine. When you turn your back they will take more of your belongings and try to take everything you have.
Hey where did my stuff go, perhaps a disgusting black widdow took it or mr. or mrs. sticky fingers. E.G. Piscilla and Dennis D'Arminio, James Johnson, Charlotte and Lynn Carter, Todd, and Lois Johnson, and Josh Hudack, Kyle Baumgardner and Madison, And probably Scholfields. {PROBABLY}

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008