Mr. Clean

The only entity alive to make cleaning look sexy

Mr. clean is Mr. leeeen

Mr. Clean by new guy 101 April 20, 2020

Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean: A sexy bald man that i’d love to smell, with that shiny bald head he can attract everyone and everything in a 200 mile radius, not only that but Mr. Clean will make your house shine almost as much as his sexy bald head.
I would spend millions just to sniff him and you would too, he also makes great cleaning products.

My Friend: “Man, my house is so dirty.”
Me: “You should get some Mr. Clean (sexiest man ever) products, they help so much!”

Mr. Clean by SussySexyMan June 29, 2021

Mr. Clean

A sex move where the man rubs peroxide instead of lube on the condom and penetrates his partner's anal in attempt to clean and purify the impurities of the anal.

Kyle cleaned his girl's ass by performing the Mr. Clean on her.

Mr. Clean by SnakeBiter October 5, 2009

Mr. Clean

A sexual maneuver in which the person administering oral fills his/her mouth full of toothpaste beforehand. This leaves the dick in a minty fresh state.

Man 1: Dude, did your girlfriend give you a Mr. Clean last night?

Man 2: Hells yeah, you know she did!

Mr. Clean by Ratchard February 28, 2009

Mr. Clean

When a girl performs oral sex and leaves your penis polished to perfection. A Wet Shinny Dick.

Suck my dick bitch, Mr. Clean, Whoop! -Lil' B the BasedGod

Mr. Clean by usc_boy89 September 1, 2013

Mr. Clean

Term for men who shaved their heads too shiny, that light reflects on them.
Named after a brand of detergent and cleaners with a bald man as the mascot.

Dan: Look at Jerome's new haircut.
Francis: Oh, he looks like Mr. Clean.

Mr. Clean by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Mr. Clean

To squirt one half bottle of dawn dish soap into your ass and fart it out all over your lover.

I Mr. Clean'd that dirty hoe!

Mr. Clean by T-rav93 August 16, 2014