Some azn faggot that tells everyone they can eat whatever they want, thus being the shortcut to six pack abs.
Typically goes by the street name of "Mike" but we all know he's Mr. Chang, and he's just leveraging his shitty internet marketing in order for you to buy his book, which is most likely just an ebook, full of him eating tons of rice and chicken, bland rice and chicken.
Mr. Chang was on the youtube again today, he told me that I could get six pack abs, so I started eating everything in my house.
...I can't fit through my front door now, so I can't pickup the box with his shitty book inside.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).