Somone like a politician who goes goes up and shakes everyone's hand with a great big smile. Feighned "Glad to meet ya."
Look at that jerk-off Mr. Glad-Hand cheeze-balling the crowd.
by ellmanholmes July 10, 2011
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A mr brown hand is when you take a shit directly into your cupped hand. Then proceed to smear the fecal matter onto/into someones face (preferably near the mouth). This should be done while the person is asleep or past-out from the consumption of alcohol or other drugs.
Man you should have seen the Mr Brown Hand we gave Charles last night. When he woke up and realized that there was shit all over his face and in his mouth he just about tore the house down.
by ManOfFire March 19, 2009
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Someone who comes to help you finish a job,screws everything up and makes more work for you.
1. Oh great! Here comes Mr helping hands.

2. Mr helping hands came over and f’deverything up!
3. It was the end of the day and everything was looking sweet. The boss sent Mr helping hands over to help finish up and he f’d everything up.
by Imtiredoftypingnow June 30, 2018
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Enumclaw, Washington! Filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion.
Did you google "Mr. Hands?" - What a Wikipedia article...
by Lamb Hailer February 27, 2022
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alr let me explain the story of Mr hands or aka 2 guys 1 horse
a man was in a car crash he got somthing idk he then join a zoophile club that target horse mainly anyways it was 3 guys

Kenneth Pinyan
jame micheal
and someone we dont know
anyways those 3 men went into a barn and record it they brought a big horse they named him Big dick (the horse was having a huge boner btw) anyways the unknown man was the recorder kenneth was the bender over guy micheal just brought to horse to him (by the penis i might add) and the horse did it with kenneth the horse just bangs him only like 3 times kenneth was holding the pain or grunting the pain anyways as soon as the horse stop the video end but the story doesnt end here kenneth didnt feel too well but he didnt want to go to the doctor cause embressment (cause fucker horse) anyways kenneth couldnt handle it he went to the doctor and died because of perforated colon next micheal went on trial for tasspasing cause fucking a animal wasnt "illegal" back in washitong so he only got a trasspaing the other guy he didnt anything since we have no fucking idea who he is anyways after micheal left he was later arrested ( a few after ) for the same thing the funniest part he only got probation and some random years in jail but yeah we dont know who posted the video in internet we dont know who the unknown man is but now you cant really find the video anymore
wanna watch Mr hands i heard it a very goo-

NO FUCK YOU NIGG-
by YAY_fucktheinternet February 16, 2022
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