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Mr Mitchell

A over weight teacher who eats breakfast tacos for breakfast everyday. He makes girls feel uncomfortable a lot. A little too much actually. Positive to have a... nasty search history.
“We caught Mr Mitchell looking at weird stuff today in third period!” Exclaimed Mary.
Mr Mitchell by Peachy 🍑 June 29, 2019
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Mr Mitchell

A paedophilic teacher who looks at girls skirts because he’s a nonce
“Mr Mitchell was stroking Tracers hair yesterday” said Jim
Mr Mitchell by OneSn3akyBoi December 11, 2018

mr.mitchell

The literal meaning of depression also known as the opposite of the American dream
Don’t be a Mr.Mitchell
mr.mitchell by Ant123abc May 16, 2018

Mr.Mitchell

A nerdy Tech-Ed teacher that sounds hella gay. He likes touching little boys and girls and he smells like shit. He walks like he always has shit dripping out his ass. He also jacks off to little boys and girls in the middle of class.
Timmy: Did you here about what Mr.Mitchell did today
Billy: Yes! He got caught thwacking his shlong.

Mr. Mitchell

A psychotic wood shop teacher. Cusses at the students and yells at everyone. Likes to eat dogs and cats, drinks coffee a lot, and looks like the michelin man. Likes Latex Ladies.
“Yoo Mr. Mitchell told us he eats dogs”

“Mr Mitchell is choking his chicken in the tool room”
Mr. Mitchell by Lmao Whyy January 22, 2019

Mr. Mitchell

Man who keeps it real in the class. Allows his haters to hate and lovers to love.
Mr. Mitchell crushed a student's dreams by being real
Mr. Mitchell by Porcelain Doll February 5, 2019
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