A over weight teacher who eats breakfast tacos for breakfast everyday. He makes girls feel uncomfortable a lot. A little too much actually. Positive to have a... nasty search history.

“We caught Mr Mitchell looking at weird stuff today in third period!” Exclaimed Mary.

Mr Mitchell by Peachy 🍑 June 29, 2019

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Mr Mitchell

A paedophilic teacher who looks at girls skirts because he’s a nonce

“Mr Mitchell was stroking Tracers hair yesterday” said Jim

Mr Mitchell by OneSn3akyBoi December 11, 2018

mr.mitchell

The literal meaning of depression also known as the opposite of the American dream

Don’t be a Mr.Mitchell

mr.mitchell by Ant123abc May 16, 2018

Mr.Mitchell

A nerdy Tech-Ed teacher that sounds hella gay. He likes touching little boys and girls and he smells like shit. He walks like he always has shit dripping out his ass. He also jacks off to little boys and girls in the middle of class.

Timmy: Did you here about what Mr.Mitchell did today
Billy: Yes! He got caught thwacking his shlong.

Mr.Mitchell by Mr.Mitchell Like Boys October 25, 2019

Mr. Mitchell

A psychotic wood shop teacher. Cusses at the students and yells at everyone. Likes to eat dogs and cats, drinks coffee a lot, and looks like the michelin man. Likes Latex Ladies.

“Yoo Mr. Mitchell told us he eats dogs”

“Mr Mitchell is choking his chicken in the tool room”

Mr. Mitchell by Lmao Whyy January 22, 2019

Mr. Mitchell

Man who keeps it real in the class. Allows his haters to hate and lovers to love.

Mr. Mitchell crushed a student's dreams by being real

Mr. Mitchell by Porcelain Doll February 5, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026