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Mr Grimes 

the coolest teacher ever, fun and sarcastic yet caring and educative to his pupils. Known as “mr J” or “old J”

Typically let’s his kids do whatever they want but is by NO MEANS a pushover which is partly why mr Grimes is respected and sometimes feared

Mr Grimes is what teachers sees themselves as but are far from being. Mr Grimes is the REAL DEAL when it comes to cool teachers
Mr grimes: alright class we’ll continue you on the millenium falcons internal structure after lunch when we return , any questions?

Sadie: yea um, do we still gotta do the homework from our old teacher before you took over?

Mr Grimes: nah just toss in the garbage

Sadie: yay!

Mr Grimes: Is it better to be feared or respected ? Is it too much to ask for both?

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Student: omg Mr Grimes!! It’s me Roland, your old student

Mr Grimes: ah yes, Roland how’s it goin??

Roland: still trying to make it work

Mr Grimes: well not if you keep falling asleep in class

Roland: aw dang yea

Mr Grimes: *gives him adderall*

Roland: woaw thnx mr Grimes

Mr grimes: don’t mention it kiddo

Mr Grimes IS BOSS
Mr Grimes by Uggs bunny December 20, 2021
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mr grimes 

Junior. aka “mr J”

the teacher or substitute that all the kids love and for good reason, no one smarter or more in touch with reality and the education system than mr grimes, also an acting coach and rapper part time the coolness of mr the grimes is UNMATCHED AND LIMITLESS.

Any skill someone wishes to learn or improve upon its 100% chance that mr grimes specializes in it or at the very least has mastered it 10 times over.

Mr grimes translates to “best mf teacher in history of teaching”
Mr grimes is kooler than an ice cube on a chicago rooftop

RateMyProfessor.com was originally going to integrate mr grimes onto their website but changed their minds as mr Grimes is above being rated as he’s already the gold standard by default

11/10 is the standard rating for mr Grimes’ teaching methods
mr grimes by Veronicccs January 13, 2022
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Mr Grimes 

A truley fucking awesome guy who has a strong hatred to little children and bombing ther birhday partys and by that i dont mean crashing it i mean taking nukes and thowing them in the bouncy house
Oh did you see Mr Grimes today?
Yeah he was committing arson on the preschool next to my house
Mr Grimes by fbinierugbosfk' vd March 24, 2022

mr grimshaw 

get yer outdoor jacket to fuck
cunt 1- there’s mr grimshaw
cunt 2- fuck mon the other way
cunt 3- how
cunt 4- no got a blazer
mr grimshaw by cym ya cow April 9, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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