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Mr Blobby 

A very much REAL, carnivorous blob of jelly-like substance. Mr Blobby has the ability to grow, shrink or change shape at will but generally looks like a slimy beanbag with two stick-like arms. He is extremely bad tempered and has a tendency to attack first, ask questions later. (or never) He was formed by the tears of a young girl who had recently had her heart broken. Mr Blobby popped into existence, ATE HER TORMENTOR and from that day on became INVINCIBLE!
WATCH OUT MR BLOBBY IS COMING TO EAT YOU! OM NOM NOM!
Mr Blobby by Loren P September 20, 2013
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Mr Blobby 

A Mr Blobby is where you have sex with a girl who is on her period , and or make her bleed then cum in her and the resulting misxture of blood and semen is your mr blobby
J: Did you here that i Mr blobby'd that girl last night?
P: Thats sick
Mr Blobby by Grandad October 9, 2007

Mr Blobby 

some pink donny with yellow spots who is creepy af. he first made his debut in a saturday night show called noels house party alongside host noel edmonds and he has made a few appearances in other british TV shows like harry hills TV burp the big fat quiz of the 90s and many many more. he even amde his wrestling debut earlier this year in a london wrestling 90s rumble which he didnt win but he took down a lot of people in the ring and the fans were chanting his name
hey have you heard of mr blobby
NO NO DONT SAY HE IS HERE BECAUSE I WILL SHIT MY PANTS!
Mr Blobby by big fat tubby March 7, 2023

MR Blobby 

Typically used Towards polish gentlemen who do not work.
MR Blobby by ANYMAN January 17, 2025

White Mr Blobby. 

Zoe Hembery is the White Mr Blobby.
White Mr Blobby. by EzEz. January 28, 2009

mr.bobbyflob 

Just a super cute nigga with a badass meme page with a huge pp & hella clout
Bruh did you see what @mr.bobbyflob posted? Haha he's the best i love him
mr.bobbyflob by Lil pp nibba September 27, 2017

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