A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.
Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
An anime movie, origionally released in 1998 (?). Directed by Anime god Hayao Miyazaki, the film bombed in US thearters. Now, considered one of the greatest animated films of all time.