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mouth-cum 

mouth-cum is the blob of jizz that a guy can get when he's jacking off and part of his cumshot splurts in his opened mouth.
I wanted to taste my own cum, so I put my heels on the wall and jacked off so that when I blew my load - - I'd get a good amount of mouth-cum to swallow!
mouth-cum by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

cum mouth bass 

When you splooge in a loud, obnoxious woman's mouth that also smells like a fresh caught bass.
Hey Stewart, remember that loud drunk bitch at the party last night?
Well, I went fishing with that ho and I caught the largest cum mouth bass ever.
cum mouth bass by T Town Playas January 28, 2006
When you are dehydrated and as a result sometimes form a crusty white pastey substance around your mouth.
Ryan went for a jog today, and when he came back he had Cum Mouth. I didn't tell him to save him the embarrassment.
Cum Mouth by XSpence January 7, 2009

National Cum In mouth day 

August 23-25 have ur bf cum in ur mouth
Babe it's national cum in mouth day

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth 

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.
bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

cum and ass mouth 

when you cum on a girls feet and then shit on her feet too and eat it off.. cum and ass mouth
i gave my girl a cum and ass mouth
cum and ass mouth by gabb asdd March 4, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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