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You blast your load so deep inside an individuals arse it comes out their mouth when they spit it out.
Ruth: Blast it!

Kayla Harry: (load blasts)

Ruth: (Vomits the load out her mouth)

Kayla Harry: Woah you just performed Mouth Cum!
Mouth Cum by Grant Hansen July 5, 2018
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mouth-cum 

mouth-cum is the blob of jizz that a guy can get when he's jacking off and part of his cumshot splurts in his opened mouth.
I wanted to taste my own cum, so I put my heels on the wall and jacked off so that when I blew my load - - I'd get a good amount of mouth-cum to swallow!
mouth-cum by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

cum mouth bass 

When you splooge in a loud, obnoxious woman's mouth that also smells like a fresh caught bass.
Hey Stewart, remember that loud drunk bitch at the party last night?
Well, I went fishing with that ho and I caught the largest cum mouth bass ever.
cum mouth bass by T Town Playas January 28, 2006
When you are dehydrated and as a result sometimes form a crusty white pastey substance around your mouth.
Ryan went for a jog today, and when he came back he had Cum Mouth. I didn't tell him to save him the embarrassment.
Cum Mouth by XSpence January 7, 2009

National Cum In mouth day 

August 23-25 have ur bf cum in ur mouth
Babe it's national cum in mouth day

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth 

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.
bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

cum and ass mouth 

when you cum on a girls feet and then shit on her feet too and eat it off.. cum and ass mouth
i gave my girl a cum and ass mouth
cum and ass mouth by gabb asdd March 4, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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