by Sir. Get Nebwed December 3, 2019
by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 17, 2017
by Greg "El Capitan" April 16, 2006
When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.
Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass
by Acronomicon March 7, 2014
Dude 1: "Stacy's ass was so nice... I miss it so much..." *pops boner*
Dude 2: "Did you just get mourning wood?!"
Dude 2: "Did you just get mourning wood?!"
by Hoochiecaca August 31, 2011
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.
by GabePriest January 22, 2018