Mountain Slut 

A mountain slut is a nomadic creature who generally inhabits your local ski town. Technically "Mountainous Slutimus Maximus", mountain sluts roam the slopes searching for ski cock, snow board slong, and occasionally boarder bush (aka Lesbians). These surly slop tarts adapt well to high altitudes and cold climates, but sometimes are found in the valley. See "Valley Slut".

"Hey D-Rock, are mountain sluts posting up on the slopes or what son?"

Mountain Slut by Fritz K. March 31, 2008

slutty mountain man 

slutty mountain man stands for a certain kind of style particularly seen in men and is essentially a positive description. It describes a mixture of baggy street style often combined with hats, Carhartt clothing pieces f.e., and pieces typically snowboarders would wear.

"Everyday I cry knowing that a carhartt jacket will never fit me the way it does a slutty mountain man."
"He is so my type, he is a slutty mountain man"

slutty mountain man by ari1004 November 18, 2023