Mount St. Mary 

Mount St. Mary’s is full of either donkey-faced tramps or prude girls who weren’t good enough to get into Oak Knoll. They think that they are the shit, but in reality everyone cringes when they hear the name of that school. Every single girl who goes there is weird and/or dramatic (did I mention they look like the underside of my shoe?) . A word of advice to Mount St. Mary’s girls - stick to public school and save the extra dollars, and to normal kids- stay away from them, avoid them at all costs, you’re wasting your time. P.S. Don’t let their desperate vsco posts convince you otherwise.

Normal Kid: “What school do you go to?”
Tramp: “Mount St. Mary’s.”

Normal Kid: *runs off a cliff*

Mount St. Mary by DØNKÄY January 4, 2019

Mount St. Mary 

a small co-ed private school in OKC, OK that is known for volleyball and tiktokers

There ain't no school like Mount St. Mary.

Mount St. Mary by Amber_The_Great October 27, 2019

Mount St. Mary 

A small private school in Okc, Oklahoma. It’s full of pedophiles & and rapists. No wonder why they were on the news for being the sickest school in Okc. The people there think they’re all that and think they’re the best but in reality they’re just a bunch of pathetic kids who think they’ll go somewhere in life. Most of the teachers are even worse. A teacher would put his hands in his pants and another was looking at girls on his computer. Don’t go to this school if you don’t want to get raped or sexually harassed. Oh and their sports actually suck ass compared to other school ur they still think they’re the best.

Stay clear from Mount St. Mary kids!

Mount St. Mary by joh1234A April 12, 2022

Mount St. Mary's 2nd Dub 

BEST HOUSING IN ALL OF MOUNT ST. MARY'S! Where all of the alcoholics come to puke on our shit or pass out in our showers while throwing up weed, where on every saturday morning the two most obnoxious girls (even tho they r sweethearts) feel the need to scream at the top of their lungs and wake everyone else up, where you need 2o drunk sophmore girls to get ur back over some shit that aint nothin, home of the sexiest 4 girlz (Amanda, Taybi, Alina and T)where someone's either hooking up or fuckin EVERY NIGHT! where 6 am is the best time to come back home after a long night, and where the constant aroma of beer fills the hall, best RA EVER!where all the rules are broken and getting piercings becomes a hall program, where retards light leaves on fire and almost burn down the Terrace, when going out and getting drunk turns back massages into a humping session and turns jungle juice into tie-dyed bed sheets. What can we say, girls on 2nd DUB are the craziest, wildest, sexiest chicks ever!!!

2nd DUB has SEXY GIRLZ!!!

Mount St. Mary's 2nd Dub by Mount St. Marys 2nd DUB Girls April 21, 2005

Mount St Mary

Mount St Mary is the second best all girls catholic high school in nj, falling short of oak knoll. Most athletic girls attend Mount on a Mercy Scholarship and leave with a 4.2 GPA. About 7 D1 commits in each senior class. Classiest most funniest chicks you will ever meet. Too good for St Joes boys and way too good for Oratory boys. Most prefer Delbarton or Seton Hall Prep. Prob will take your man if you go to st Elizabeths or Villa. Commonly threatened by oratory boys due to the fact they aren’t into gays. Will suck your dick if your the Varsity Lacrosse captain at Delbarton or Shp. Treat these girls with respect. Know your place shithead.

Oratory Kid: I love your ass
Mount Girl: Get the fuck away from me
Oratory Kid: I’m cutting off my micro penis and attending Mount St Mary next year

Mount St Mary by DelbartonBoy June 9, 2022

Mount St Mary

Mount St Mary also known as “The Mount” is New Jerseys second best all girls catholic school in the state, falling short of Oak Knoll. You will prob meet the smartest most athletic chicks here, with their swim team taking the Non Public state title on multiple occasions, their lax team being ranked in the top 10 team in NJ several years in a row, and their rising basketball program. Mount girls are too good for St. Joes boys and way too good for Oratory Prep simps. Will date the Delbarton lax captain and have no issue of pulling him. Might have flings with half of Seton Hall Prep but will leave them wanting more. The tuition for The Mount rises every school year, leaving them in 2022 with a tuition of 30k, did I mention that half the school is insanely wealthy. This school is located in one of Nj’s most wealthiest towns and is 82 acres of land. This is a college campus feel having more than 3 buildings of classes. Mount girls stay fit in their off season from their intense sport by walking almost 3 miles every school day. Often confused with mount st dominic but nothing alike, Mount St Mary is highly ranked in athletics and academics where mount st Dominic had a good softball year once. Treat this girls like your mama because you’re never getting anyone better than your mount girl.

Oratory Kid: I go to seton hall prep, let’s have sex.
Mount Chick:Let me see your dick.
Oratory kid: *shows dick*
Mount Chick: That’s the size of my thumb, you must go to Oratory.
Oratory Kid: You couldn’t tell by the fact I’m a Junior and I am 5”4?
Oratory Kid: I’m chopping this micro penis off and going to attend Mount St Mary next year!

Mount St Mary by Mountieflife June 11, 2022