A godlike being who can hardly be defined with completely kind words. To sumarize it, he is a man-child who loves going on killing sprees and then bathing in the victims blood. He still has not obtained HIV
Kwanza is the holiday celebrating the birth of Dandy Mott
by Webster Dictionary Leaked December 28, 2015
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A Dirty Mott, AKA Upper Decker, is the disturbing act of defacating in the upper tank region of a toilet. While something of this nature requires superb balance, bowel control and ass-eye coordination, perhaps the most important skill is simply the balls-out willingness to shit in someones toilet tank.
"Good god, somebody hit our toilet with a dirty mott!"

"What the fu..." Blake trailed off in disgust as he realized the brown substance flushing INTO the toilet bowl from the tank was the result of a dirty mott.
by the fear boners January 26, 2014
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English rock band of the early 70s. Lineup: Ian Hunter, Mick Ralphs, Overend Watts, Dale 'Buffin' Griffin and Verden Allen. Mainly known for the song 'All the Young Dudes' written for them by none other than David Bowie, but also such classics as 'Roll away the stone', 'All the way from Memphis' and 'Honaloochie Boogie'. They are the only band that Queen ever supported. Named after the Willard Manus novel of the same name.
Dude 1: What is possibly the best ever name of a band?
Dude 2: It's gotta be Mott the Hoople!
by mottthehoople March 11, 2010
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Steps:
1. Eat half a cup of cinnamon mott's apple sauce
2. Pour the cup to the top with vodka
3. Mix with finger
4. Slurp hard
5. Get hammered drunk and sing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd
Jon: Yo dude I got this apple sauce but im tryna get fucked up.
Jonny: MOTT'S SHOTS NIGGA
by Mystery 7 August 16, 2009
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