One who is ridiculously obsessed with high-end motorola radios that he knows nothing about, usually containing 356 more features than they will ever use. "Moto-" pretaining to motorola, and "-monkey" being a reference to one with an under developed brain who flings poo at those who call him out.
An animation style. The style is 3d with realistic yet cartoonish modeling and lighting but not the movement, which is unique and slow-paced. Named after a YouTube animator by the name of "MooMonkeyMan" for his unique style.
Friend1: Damn, why do they move so slowly?
Friend2: It actually reminds me of MooMonkeyMan.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!