Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Crack head mother 

A mother that put low effort into improving her acts she may not give a Fu*K about everything. Crackhead moms will compulsively lie to loved ones to get her daily dopamine fix. She may say she will improve her life but after some days she will go back to her normal crackhead ways. In a nutshell.
Bye I'll be right back just going to the store to get some crack... I mean milk. Crack head mother

Bitch faggot head ass mother fucker 

The type of person who steals your last cracker but is not all that bad because he/she pins condoms to the wall so you don’t forget.
Man Ej is a real bitch faggot head ass mother fucker

Head Down Mother Fucker 

Acronym: Head Down Mother Fucker! Typically used to indicate that either oneself or the recipient should put their head down and do some work.
Worker1: So worker2 how was your weekend?
Worker2: Good thanks. You?
Worker1: Oh fine. Hows the kids?
Worker2: Yeah pretty go-
Boss: Head Down Mother Fucker!

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9. 

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9. 

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head & Exprezz That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9. 

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head & Exprezz That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head & Exprezz That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.
More from Urban Dictionary

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
Load more