Mossy cat

When your cat pisses on your shit so you take it for a drive and unload 5, 00 buck shots into it. The next day your wife puts up a missing cat report on facebook while bawling her eyes out so you gotta sit on the couch and console her all the while knowing you blew the cat away

On my days off I pulled a mossy cat and it was the best day of my life.

by Tizang November 20, 2019

messy cat

Someone (the cat) who is known for being a bit of a character. Enjoys getting absolutely battered on alcohol and drugs, yet is still a 'cat' because they're so smooth

Jim - 'carol is a messy cat, did you see her last night?'

Sharon - 'I did indeed, what a messy cat she was'

by packjugh July 7, 2011