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Moshanda 

A Moshanda is a 22 year old prince from Africa or somewhere in the South regions of Alaska. Work at your local McDonalds and is going to stay there until the day that she die. Never is going to go to college and move out here fucking parents house. She is going to be the next 40 year old virgin and i think that she is having some relationships with her coworker Madga. Magda is a hideous beast who look who they juz got hit by a bus and got tatoos to cover up all the scares.
Moshanda by Mr. Softy June 17, 2009
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MoshVandal 

Damn "MoshVandal" is soooo cool

mohandass ramachandran

the frickin sea king
loves baking
doesnt know what tuna is..
but calls himself fisherman.
dumbass.
this word can be used as a metaphor for useless people.
you are such a mohandass ramachandran you idiot!
mohandass ramachandran by ram oii November 26, 2022

MoShankar-ing 

To play all possible sides, without ever allying with anyone. A flawed strategy, built on the even more flawed idea that being indecisive and entirely friendless somehow puts you at an advantage. Functionally synonymous to being untrustworthy, being a "snake," or being universally disliked/excluded.
Man: I don't really want to take sides, they're both my friends

Woman: Dude, one of them is clearly wrong. Quit MoShankar-ing around.

Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.