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Mortar Strike 

A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.

The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.
Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’
Mortar Strike by TWC.TV May 25, 2018
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dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet
mortar strike by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

mortar strike 

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet
mortar strike by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.
The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.

The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

Mortal strike 

An ability in the game World of warcraft which heavily impairs healing on the stuck player for a short period of time. Many healing classes complain that it is overpowered. Mortal strike is also known abriviated as MS
Priest:"OMG I owned by Mortal strike QQ Nerf pl0x"
Warrior:"Lol l2p, call the care police noob"
Mortal strike by Nanobreaker August 4, 2007