Morphimist 

A morphine addict.

One you Abuses morphine until they can get they shit strait.

Oh damn bob I see a group of morphimist under that bridge we needs to stay the **** back.

Morphimist by sev killenger August 1, 2016

morphidite

1. A word to describe a hermaphrodite (an organism having both male and female genitalia characteristics which are simultaneously present; typically not fully developed, and vestigial in appearance).

2. The definition above, used as an expletive.

"I had a difficult time discerning whether Chris was a guy or a gal. Later, I discovered Chris was actually a morphidite".

"You morphidite!"

morphidite by froze2death February 18, 2005

morphinist 

Someone who is addicted to krocidil

They saw a morphinist on the side of the street as they drove by

morphinist by UncleFozz July 27, 2021

moptimist 

Someone who cheerfully thinks dat a particular spilled-substances puddle can be cleaned up just by simple swabbing.

One should not be overly moptimistic dat a sticky/gooey deposit on da floor can be easily removed wif just a bucket of water and a fluff-headed sweeping-instrument --- in many cases, a special cleaning-solution may be required to effectively "cut through" da mess.

moptimist by QuacksO November 20, 2023