Morno's

Shortened version of "morning tea"

Oi wanker, if you're pissing off for morno's, get us a strawb milk and some fucking dimmies.

by Diggerhideen January 17, 2020

Moron's dozen

Nine. The short alternative to the baker's dozen.

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.

by kloiterra August 9, 2010

moron's rebellion

The failed coup attempt on January 6th, 2021, orchestrated by Donald Trump and his MAGA followers.

"I heard Jerry was a participant in the moron's rebellion, and now he's looking at serious jail time."

by anonymous October 6, 2022

S'moreo

The ingenious variation of a traditional S'more whereby the graham crackers are replaced with a split-apart Oreo. The Hershey's chocolate is optional.

--S'moreo--
Ingredients:
- 1 Oreo
- 1 marshmallow
- 1 square Hershey chocolate (optional)

Step 1: Split apart the Oreo and set aside (leave the cream in there).
Step 2: Melt/soften marshmallow over flame
Step 3: Squish that bastard in between the Oreo and the chocolate.
Step the fuck 4: Stick it all in your mouth, and enjoy.

by DBoX v1 November 4, 2011

Winter's Morn'

The name of a hypothetical masculine wash, analogous to "Summer's Eve" douche product for women.

Commercial: (cut to guy standing in the snow by a stream) "Winter's Morn' masculine wash. Makes ya feel like a man, all over!" (guy takes some snow and rubs it on his crotch, rinsing with stream water) "Brrrrrrr!"

by FoxxDogg September 10, 2004

s'moron

One who does not know how to make s'mores properly.

Aaron started waving his marshmallow stick to get the flame to go out. The marshmallow flung off and the flaming pile of sticky landed on Cheryl's leg. What a s'moron.

by parkca01 November 16, 2011

s'moreo

A s'more made with an oreo cookie rather than a graham cracker

To build a s'moreo: Oreo cookie/ remove oreo cream/ insert toasted marshmallow/ top with chocolate bar and the other oreo cookie

by Cookie Master16 August 5, 2011