Your father's mug that he always used every morning while reading a newspaper, AND watching the news. He claims that he's had it since 12 and you wonder, God knows what he had in there.
Son: "Hey dad what's your favorite thing in the world?"
Father: "other than you and your absolute voluptuous mother, It's this morning mug that my father gave me, and his father gave him. Later when you're worthy of it, I'll let you have it."
Father: "other than you and your absolute voluptuous mother, It's this morning mug that my father gave me, and his father gave him. Later when you're worthy of it, I'll let you have it."
by TheJohnyoudontknowitsgibberous November 9, 2025
Get the Morning Mug mug.When two intimate partners start their days with some fun loving. One will deficate on the stomach of their significant other and the two will proceed to tightly snuggle for at least a few minutes.
In some circumstances the pair may also spoon with the poop being on the back of the teaspoon or stomach of the tablespoon.
In some circumstances the pair may also spoon with the poop being on the back of the teaspoon or stomach of the tablespoon.
by Perky NippyCake December 3, 2017
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