Definitions by TheJohnyoudontknowitsgibberous
Morning Mug
Your father's mug that he always used every morning while reading a newspaper, AND watching the news. He claims that he's had it since 12 and you wonder, God knows what he had in there.
Son: "Hey dad what's your favorite thing in the world?"
Father: "other than you and your absolute voluptuous mother, It's this morning mug that my father gave me, and his father gave him. Later when you're worthy of it, I'll let you have it."
Father: "other than you and your absolute voluptuous mother, It's this morning mug that my father gave me, and his father gave him. Later when you're worthy of it, I'll let you have it."
Morning Mug by TheJohnyoudontknowitsgibberous November 9, 2025
Splendiferous
Splendiferous by TheJohnyoudontknowitsgibberous November 8, 2025