Mop Cock

When you're so disformed that your penis looks like a mop, or to the French: an octopus

Yo, jimmy got that mop cock

Mop Cock by jeraldfincklebottom October 24, 2016

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Cock Mop

The term given to a large, bushy, Freddy Mercury style mustache.

Man, look at that cock mop on Dale.

Cock Mop by Snoochie Boochie Man November 13, 2013

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cock mop

This is a woman... or a man that loves to fuck anything anytime! They will go so far as to "mop" the cum off one dick and hit another without missing a beat. They are often seen in porno movies.

Dude, that filthy animal is a cock mop if I've ever seen one!

cock mop by TDP411 February 27, 2008

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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