Moose Deuce 

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

Moose Deuce by Shit knife December 17, 2018

Deuce ah Moose 

An intimate act that is performed by forming both hands in to the shape of Moose Antlers. To preform the act one is to approach their partner from the rear and firmly apply the Moose Antler Shapen Hands to their buttocks then, french that sweet meat.

You Deuce ah Moosen bastard

Deuce ah Moose by waughruds February 28, 2010