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moose canoe

Someone who exceeds the limits of Douche Canoe
You are acting like a moose canoe.
moose canoe by DEMON.69 June 26, 2017
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Moose Canoe

Like a motorboat.....only lower.....on a guy.
She gave me a moose canoe and I could feel my balls vibrating on her cheeks.
Moose Canoe by Uber_Goose April 6, 2017

moose canoe

If you don't shut up, I'll kick you in the moose canoe.
moose canoe by King Nimbus February 6, 2014

canoe full of moose meat 

a large sloppy vagina
That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.
canoe full of moose meat by Bob November 13, 2003

Canoe full of moose meat 

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.
Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

Cancer mouse 

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english
Cancer mouse by puritard November 5, 2018

MooseCanoe

A pimp who whores out Moofosa the cow from lion king
Moosfosa's a bitch and he's looking for help from MooseCanoe
MooseCanoe by trey3 June 4, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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