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Moose Canoe

Like a motorboat.....only lower.....on a guy.
She gave me a moose canoe and I could feel my balls vibrating on her cheeks.
Moose Canoe by Uber_Goose April 6, 2017

moose canoe

If you don't shut up, I'll kick you in the moose canoe.
moose canoe by King Nimbus February 6, 2014

canoe full of moose meat 

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.
canoe full of moose meat by Bob November 13, 2003

Canoe full of moose meat 

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.
Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

Cancer mouse 

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english
Cancer mouse by puritard November 5, 2018

MooseCanoe

A pimp who whores out Moofosa the cow from lion king
Moosfosa's a bitch and he's looking for help from MooseCanoe
MooseCanoe by trey3 June 4, 2022