Moonsoon

High hope and expectation in particular crypto coin or token which will increase price by 10X in near days.

Do not sell your coin now, it will moonsoon by next week.

by Ownism™ February 9, 2018

Market Moonsoon

1. A rare, massive "Short Squeeze" event in the financial market that is devastating enough to completely bankrupt large hedge funds negatively affected by it, creating a broader impact across the market where many securities sharply fall in price while others rise dramatically in price.

Coined during the $GME Mother of all Short Squeezes (MOASS) Saga by retail investors on Reddit (most notably from r/superstonk).

In a Market Moonsoon, securities that the bankrupted market participants held "long" positions of are rapidly sold, significantly damaging the price of those securities, while the securities the market participants held "short" positions of rise significantly as they are forcibly covered after their prime broker takes on and closes the all positions.

Toxic Hedge Funds and Market Makers caused a Market Moonsoon after the fraudulent trade practice of "naked shorting" $GME backfired when retail investors bought and held the stock, causing $GME's price to reach astronomical levels while the price of many other securities held by the toxic market participants crashed while they were forcibly liquidated after being defaulting.

by HCMF_MaceFace July 3, 2021

Monsoon

A name used for people that have magnetic powers and are philosophers, but you regret hiring.

Monsoon: "You know nothing about memes Sundowner!"

Sundowner: "Fuck you Monsoon, I'm fucking invincible!"

by 100% not Sundowner June 30, 2022

moonmoon_ow

Twitch's greatest variety streamer. Not much is know about him, except that he is a 300lb manlet with an affinity for eating toes. His chat primarily consists of intellectual discussion and is extremely moderated.

Bro, did you watch moonmoon_ow last night?
Yes, hyperlul back to the pit for some top-tier DD gameplay

by Jessie AKA hyperlul July 12, 2017

Monsoon Sheets

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011

Poon Monsoon

Dorain the Boss Ross

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend

by Gregkickass March 3, 2021

Moonstoned

Being so sleep deprived that you cannot function or speak properly, often results in embarrassing or humiliating situations that bring unwanted attention to oneself.

"Dude, look at that guy, he's so moonstoned he probably doesn't even know his own name!"

by epitomeofmoonstoned November 19, 2009