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Moon fish 

Floating poo in the sea; Poo in the sea
Johnny and his mates were stuck out on the boat drinking when one of them needed to take a dump. He had to do it in a bucket because they didn't have a working toilet. After jumping off the boat in the morning and wading back through to the shore (hungover) he is taking the bucket back up to the house to somehow dispose of the poo. He sets the bucket down and a few kids come running up to ask him what hes caught. Johnny grins at them and says 'Moon fish!' and laughs as they run over to take a look.
Moon fish by RogueN December 4, 2011

Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences 

Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said

torque a moonfish 

The act of taking a dump.
I'm going to the bathroom to torque a moonfish.
torque a moonfish by Alan Bell July 30, 2004

moonfish 

John ate 19 tacos and consumed mass quantities of beer, then torqued a moonfish.
moonfish by butch the fisherman June 20, 2003
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