Moon Head 

A person with either:
A large fore-head
A Head almost as large as the moon itself

John: hey you have a moon head.

Ben: yeah I know I have

Moon Head by MoonHead2kbig June 22, 2011

moon head 

A person who's head resembles that of a natural satellite, or a head which is abnormaly large or round

Fucking hell jason, you've got a fucking moon head. just look at it, it's a whopper.

moon head by the portuguese cobnut November 22, 2011

moon head 

A derogatory term to describe a person unfortunate enough to have a forehead and chin which jut out in unsightly fashion, resembling a half moon when viewed in profile.

Reese Witherspoon is such a moon head!

moon head by alan the wordsmith January 3, 2008

moon head 

an asian person with a shaved head

look at that fucking moon head

moon head by David Warner October 30, 2003

Moon head 

Louie sheppard

Where is moon head today

Moon head by Dannn_w1 November 20, 2023

Moon Head(s) 

Moon Heads are thugs (or chavs in britian) who can barely string together simple sentences without the use of the F word.

An easy way to detect a moon head is the repeated use of the phrase "arghh mate it woz such a batty crease", a Slight over bite, usually a dimond earing and the trait that got them their name; their huge, oily, spotty, shaven skulls.

In some cases they will have thick circular glasses and/or will be very short

----CAUTION----
These will be the cockiest little sh*ts you will ever meet, try and avoid this breed of Moon Heads.

Moon Head: "F*cking hell, you F*cking emo!? "

Man: "Erm no i'm just wearing skinny jeans lol."

*Moon Head turns to it's Moon Head(s)*

Moon Head: "ahhhaha f*cking mate!? f*cking batty crease mate, f*cking emo wearing f*cking skinny jeans - F*cking state mate, i f*cking tell you Haha"

Moon Head(s) by ThatKidChalkie October 4, 2010

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? 

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019