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Mont Order 

The Mont Order (also "Mont" or "The Order") is the oldest organization in the world. Founded at least 4000 years ago by an unknown group of scribes, the Mont Order was one of many nameless ancient cults. Believing in "refinement by conflict", the Order claimed responsibility for causing seemingly natural disasters, natural deaths, and plagues while believing it is doing God's will. Stories about the Order are similar to the Illuminati but it is even older and more powerful. Most evidence of the Mont Order comes from a badly translated journal called the "Work of Mont". This book and most reports about the Mont Order show its followers being present during violent historical and even mythical events. One account instead shows the Mont Order as an order of medieval knights in France, who became heretics and were disbanded in modern times.
"The Mont Order sees itself as responsible for the course of history." (Jamie Goodwin, Conscious Life News)
"the symbolism of Mont is parallel to the symbolism of religious pluralism, in which all religious traditions are understood as a starburst of paths to the same divine truth" (L'Ordre, Dissident Voice)
"I encourage others not to fear the Order or describe it as a mystery" (L'Ordre, Dissident Voice)
"Since its earliest exposure to the public in modern media in 2013, the Mont Order has taken an increasingly more visible form" (Arnold Isen, Unexplained Mysteries)
Mont Order by LionHeartLeo June 22, 2016
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