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Monster Garage

When someone shits in a shoe and has sex with it.
I can't get a date, so I'll pull a monster garage
Monster Garage by BKing523 June 11, 2008

garage monster 

Any one over 30 who lives in their parents basement.
Q; Dude, have you talked to Jimmy. A; No, does he live in his parent's basement? What a garage monster !!

Garage floor monster 

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
Garage floor monster by anonymous February 25, 2023

Garbage Monster 

A person who resembles a mound of animate garbage, like the Heap from Fraggle Rock.
Whatever happened to that garbage monster who was here last semester? Like, that fat, Slipknot-looking motherfucker?

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026