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Monster Garage

When someone shits in a shoe and has sex with it.
I can't get a date, so I'll pull a monster garage
Monster Garage by BKing523 June 11, 2008

garage monster 

Any one over 30 who lives in their parents basement.
Q; Dude, have you talked to Jimmy. A; No, does he live in his parent's basement? What a garage monster !!

Garage floor monster 

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
Garage floor monster by anonymous February 25, 2023

Garbage Monster 

A person who resembles a mound of animate garbage, like the Heap from Fraggle Rock.
Whatever happened to that garbage monster who was here last semester? Like, that fat, Slipknot-looking motherfucker?

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026