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Monster Garage

When someone shits in a shoe and has sex with it.
I can't get a date, so I'll pull a monster garage
Monster Garage by BKing523 June 11, 2008

garage monster 

Any one over 30 who lives in their parents basement.
Q; Dude, have you talked to Jimmy. A; No, does he live in his parent's basement? What a garage monster !!

Garage floor monster 

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
Garage floor monster by anonymous February 25, 2023

Garbage Monster 

A person who resembles a mound of animate garbage, like the Heap from Fraggle Rock.
Whatever happened to that garbage monster who was here last semester? Like, that fat, Slipknot-looking motherfucker?

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026