monkey sucker

Euphemism for "mother fucker," to be used when your elders are around.

Bob: "That sick fuck was fucking his own mom, so I called him a..."

(Bob's father walks in the room)

Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"

by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

Monkey sucker

A term that suggests that someone sucks a monkey's dick.Used mostly to discribe someone who is displeasing by acting gay, ridiculous, mean, over controlling, stuckup ect.

Our music teacher is a total monkey sucker.

by Jen299 September 6, 2005

money sucker

Someone who urges to get money so badly that would be willing to to sell his own mother for pennies.

Person A: - Have you seen how many Frozen products are there now days?
Person B: - Yeah, disnay is such a money sucker they even sell napkins of it.

by safejrz March 6, 2015

monkeyfucker

someone who fucks monkeys

celia is a monkeyfucker

by Ajjizzle June 9, 2011

monkeyfucker

n. a provocative but endearing prankster, not exasperating enough to be deemed a motherfucker.

Did you drop a Mentos in my diet soda? You monkeyfucker.

by snarkymalarkey September 26, 2009

monkeyfucker

a ppl who makes the new generation with a monkey....

a monkeyfucker's ex gf might be a monkey

by W HP February 23, 2004