Monkey show
Monkey show by Pap¡ September 24, 2020
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Show Monkey
A person who just does things for laughs/reactions out of people; a social clown. Typically when the person is known to be a jokester.
Also for people who become class clowns but as an a adult outside of class.
Also for people who become class clowns but as an a adult outside of class.
e.g My Assistant Store Manager: "STOP thinking I'm some kind of Show Monkey when it comes to me making fun of people who get caught stealing"
e.g "I'm a Show Monkey when it comes to ripping on people for their shoes"
e.g "I'm a Show Monkey when it comes to ripping on people for their shoes"
Show Monkey by juxtapositionofsouls January 24, 2022
show monkey
show monkey by Cutter Seahawk October 3, 2007
Gong Show Monkey
Gong Show Monkey by slapshot October 11, 2008
gong show monkey
gong show monkey by slapshot October 17, 2008
dancing show monkey
dancing show monkey by fat yummmy dick February 13, 2009
not my monkey not my shit show
not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
not my monkey not my shit show by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 5, 2023
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