Monkey Pilot

When you're just zoning out and your inner monkey is in control of your body. Like, auto-pilot on an aeroplane.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to scratch my balls in front of you, I was on Monkey Pilot"

Monkey Pilot by anonymous January 6, 2026

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