monkey juice 

GHB, high proof liquor, antifreeze, or any liquid that gets you crazy-ass drunk.

He done fucked up all night drinking monkey huice on his job!

monkey juice by Coz August 22, 2003

Monkey Juice 

Monkey Juice is heroin in its liquid form mixed with Visine. The drug is kept in the Visine bottle and one or two drops are dropped into the eyes. The heroin is absorbed by the membranes in the eye, causing an almost instant high. This drug is used to subdue kidnap victims so they won't put up a fight. Human Traffickers also use it to kidnap woman often from area just off the Interstate.

Don't accepts Visine from strangers, it could be Monkey Juice!!

Monkey Juice by Bulldog October 16, 2008

Monkey Juice 

A common term used for coded slang for the word "Cannabis".

This enables weedophiles to talk about there personal use of Cannabis in a public place where many people wouldn't understand the use of it.

Person1: Fancy coming out tonight? I've got some Monkey Juice we can smoke.
Person2: Nah, I dont touch that stuff anymore. Sorry.

Monkey Juice by BanzaiBaby May 24, 2010

magic monkey juice 

1) On British streets there is so many drugs, that even dealers don't know all pf them. MMJ is one of them, documented among others by the creators of a British parodial show Brass Eye.

2) A music track created by the British psychedelic electronic dance music duo Younger Brother. Features Simon Posford (Hallucinogen) and Benji Vaughan (Prometheus). Appeared on their first album, A Flock of Bleeps. Available on Twisted Records.

Let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland!

magic monkey juice by Roy Dest August 20, 2009

juice monkey

Variant of "juice monster." A user of anabolic steroids, especially one who uses them to excess.

Juice monkey refers to a juice monster when they are dancing, as they usually shirtless, have their upper body muscles tense and barely moving with their legs stomping out of sync to the rhythm.

The other ravers were offended by the obnoxious juice monkey taking up the front of the dance floor.

juice monkey by katt_85 February 17, 2006

juice-monkey 

1.(Noun) One who uses excessive amounts of steroids.
2.(Verb) To "Juice" your monkey or male masturbation.
3.(Noun) see asshole

1. The juice-monkey has small gnads and a high-pitched voice.
2. I will juice-monkey all night long.
3. That fucking juice-monkey took my lunch and killed my dog.

juice-monkey by Joshua Y. April 13, 2005

retarded waste of monkey-man juice 

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.

- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...

retarded waste of monkey-man juice by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008