monke

monke ride wife. monke happy. wife fight back. kill wife. monke sad. *dies of rock*

monke eat banana

by Berriesisjoupappa February 27, 2021

monke

monke is funnie

i love monke

by monkebanana January 6, 2021

Monk

I can't believe no one has given the real defintion yet. A monk is a dedicated religious person who lives in a monastery.

Monks love teh monastery.

by mcire June 20, 2005

monk

Monk is a word that can be used in place of many other words just for the fuck of it. It can be used as an adjective noun or verb

1. yo bro I think I'm gonna get my monk on with that girl.
2. monk off man.
3. stop being so monking annoying

4. you down to monk? (dtm)

by patharvey March 19, 2018

Monk

short for Monkey, used to describe someones annoying behavior

that wasteman's a monk ahlie.

by heybitch2000 May 18, 2018

Monk

An incredibly good show starring Tony Shaloub. Sharona used to be Monk's assistant but she left and now his assistant is Natalie :-( But its still the funniest show on. Monk is afraid of milk, dogs, germs, small spaces, elevators, kids and birth. He is OCD and needs everything to be perfect. His wife, Trudy died in a car bomb accident and he will never be the same. Hes funny though, and so is everyone else on the show.

It's a jungle out there, disorder and confusion everywhere.........

by *August* August 13, 2005

monk

South Floridian slang term for "vagina"

JJ: Lil' nigga Saki eat that monk
Saki: Fuck you, maaaaan.

by Tenenbaum December 17, 2006