A Moni, is a high pitched bulgarian squirrel. It is usually very short, and acts as a pest in the animal, and human society. At a first glance, this creature might appear human, but after getting a closer look and better experience the Moni's personality, you may want to harm this creature. But, beware, for it has vocal cords similar to that of a human, like a parrot, which is what makes it so high pitched. This creature develops grudges against those who have reason to dislike it (everyone!)
by Fallus Phyllis April 18, 2009
noun: a sexy mother. A women of high class tat always introduces her name and career because she has it going for her. Body and all. She is gorgeous. Refrenced alot many as a joke for going in any situation. For example, going to moni vag.
by jbizzey February 14, 2013
Moni is probably a tall titan looking bitch. Their funny tho ig 🙄. I hope they fall off of their roof. Don’t forget that they make fun of short people smh. They call themself a hottie but in reality their just a squirrel.
Person 1: Yo is their name actually moni?
Person 2: uh yea? Why do you think they look like a whole ass titan
Person 2: uh yea? Why do you think they look like a whole ass titan
by Your local trans ass October 20, 2020
Some stank ass bitch that thinks that going against her own rules is cool and sucking your friends' dicks because they draw your characters and interact with them in Roleplay.
Person 1: This is a warning. Stop ruining everyone's fun.
Also Person 1: does the exact same thing as they warned someone for
Everyone: God they're such a Moni.
Also Person 1: does the exact same thing as they warned someone for
Everyone: God they're such a Moni.
by S1NB0Y June 28, 2019
I was in the Hard Rock Cafe in Montreal. Everybody was speaking French, I couldn't understand a word anybody was saying. Then, Billy Idol's version of Mony Mony was played by the DJ and within seconds the dance floor was packed. Billy sang "Here she comes down singing "mony mony" and the crowd chanted "Hey motherfucker, get laid, get fucked" in ENGLISH! Unbelievable.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 31, 2007
Beautiful woman who loves hard and that wants people to always love them they are special and could be conceited a lil
"moni is very pretty"
by Taethekiller October 19, 2019