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Mong Out
-Hey I guess we should go to this party then?
-Fuck that lets just smoke the rest and mong out to Takeshi's Castle and drum 'n' bass, there's a double-bill at 4:20am
-Hey where've you been?
-Sorry we were just watching this new District 9 shit
-Oh yeah, whats it about?
-dunno
-Fuck that lets just smoke the rest and mong out to Takeshi's Castle and drum 'n' bass, there's a double-bill at 4:20am
-Hey where've you been?
-Sorry we were just watching this new District 9 shit
-Oh yeah, whats it about?
-dunno
Mong Out by no, you motherfucking, cannot October 6, 2009
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mong out
Based on the often offensively used word mong.
1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.
2. To be in a relaxed and docile state.
1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.
2. To be in a relaxed and docile state.
mong out with my schlong out
to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care
monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care
monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?
person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out
peson a: ahhh good call!
person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out
peson a: ahhh good call!
mong out with my schlong out by cboi blad April 20, 2009
Mongout
One of many types of weed available for purchase in your local community. Mongout is a word that can describe any weed that hits you straight away (rather than sneaking up on you) and puts you in a state of complete haze
Clive: What kind of weed is this Abraham?
Abraham (tokes to find out): ...............mmmmmmmmmmm!
Clive: I'm guessing it's Mongout then
Abraham (tokes to find out): ...............mmmmmmmmmmm!
Clive: I'm guessing it's Mongout then
Mongout by Aidan Brooks January 9, 2006
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