Mong Out
To relax but in an entirely unproductive manner. Essentially sit in you own filth and do nothing useful.
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Mong Out
-Hey I guess we should go to this party then?
-Fuck that lets just smoke the rest and mong out to Takeshi's Castle and drum 'n' bass, there's a double-bill at 4:20am
-Hey where've you been?
-Sorry we were just watching this new District 9 shit
-Oh yeah, whats it about?
-dunno
-Fuck that lets just smoke the rest and mong out to Takeshi's Castle and drum 'n' bass, there's a double-bill at 4:20am
-Hey where've you been?
-Sorry we were just watching this new District 9 shit
-Oh yeah, whats it about?
-dunno
Mong Out by no, you motherfucking, cannot October 6, 2009
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mong out
Based on the often offensively used word mong.
1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.
2. To be in a relaxed and docile state.
1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.
2. To be in a relaxed and docile state.
mong out with my schlong out
to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care
monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care
monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?
person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out
peson a: ahhh good call!
person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out
peson a: ahhh good call!
mong out with my schlong out by cboi blad April 20, 2009
Mongout
One of many types of weed available for purchase in your local community. Mongout is a word that can describe any weed that hits you straight away (rather than sneaking up on you) and puts you in a state of complete haze
Clive: What kind of weed is this Abraham?
Abraham (tokes to find out): ...............mmmmmmmmmmm!
Clive: I'm guessing it's Mongout then
Abraham (tokes to find out): ...............mmmmmmmmmmm!
Clive: I'm guessing it's Mongout then
Mongout by Aidan Brooks January 9, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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