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Money splitting 

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
Words you can keep

money spittin' chink

A noun used to describe a person, not necessarily Chinese, that has a lot of success, wealth or luck. These people are referred to as lucky sonuvabitches that create jealousy with his or her friends.
Damn! That guy is rolling in the dough at the slot machine. He is a money spittin' chink!

That money spittin' chink is taking all of my ideas for the project. I'm gonna kick him on the ovaries!

money spittin' chink by Taylor Derr December 15, 2008

spitting monkey 

Damn that girl had a smelly spitting monkey ,wish I never went down on her.
spitting monkey by Chronicdabber902 January 21, 2018
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