Mendonesian

A resident of Mendocino county, Ca

Yes, officer, I'm a mendonesian, let me just open my trunk...

Mendonesian by sircasey February 14, 2009

moronese 

The common language spoken by a moron = (IQ 50-69)

George Bush: Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?
Barry: What did he just say?
Sue: Don't worry he's just speaking moronese again

moronese by MJ Harris April 29, 2008

Mondobese 

The fattest of fat people.

After a diet of pizza and beer for the past four years, Harry went from plain obese to mondobese.

Mondobese by MiaMiaPantsonFia October 18, 2008

mondoseyeliner 

autism

mondos eyeliner. Mondoseyeliner.

mondoseyeliner by Quandale dingleberg May 9, 2022

Londonese

Adj; Something pertaining to London

"Man you speak such broad Londonese, I can't understand you"

"I pulled some Londonese bird last night"

Londonese by Lwlc February 3, 2007

Minionese 

The language in which the minion race communicate in

"Gru doesn't understand that Kevin and Bob cussing him out in minionese"

Minionese by nayernay June 3, 2018

Minionese 

This is a language spoken by an unsavory specimen known as a "minion", i.e a supporter of crazy people and low lifes. These minions blindly spout phrases to get attention from their idols such as "your haters are jealous of you" and "you don't owe anyone an explanation!". They can be found flocking near people they idolize hoping to be granted the slightest bit of attention from them. The idols of a minion tend to share similar characteristics such as being junkie drug addicted, child abandoning, STD ridden, whorish and batshit crazy. It is impossible to rationalize with minions (as well as their idols) as they only understand minionese. Be warned however; minions are known to turn on their idols when their adoration is repeatedly ignored.

Minion: Jenelle, yr such an great mother to Jace! You have really done turnt yr life around! Yr haters are just jealous!
Jenelle: *Retweets*
Rational Person: huh? She's not a good mother at all she abandoned her child!
Minion: shunt ipt dum loser
Rational Person: are you speaking minionese?

Minionese by Whorelle Evans June 17, 2013