When your shit is bigger and more explosive than you thought causing you to flood and overflow the bathroom than you are in making it look like it’s from so sort of horror movie.
“Dude I took a MondoDuke!”
“Crap, lets get out of here!”
The act of taking shits worse than the bombs dropped on Japan the art of the Mondo Duke leaves the bathroom render useless as any nigga who dares to enter will gang banged by the intense smell of your masterpiece thus named a Mondo Duke
Bill:Man I took a MONDO DUKE Jose: que? MONDO DUKE?
Bill:Jose i took the biggest shit ever the bathroom cant be used anymore
Jose:Que? Bano?
Bill:JOSE NOOOOOOO!
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She'spretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"