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mondo duke 

the act of taking a massive shit that leaves behind an aftermath worse than the nukes that were dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima
"hey can you watch my grandfather for me? I've got to take a mondo duke
mondo duke by dat boi 666 May 15, 2016
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Mondo Duke 

1. (n) The gigantic shits that you take after a large meal, eg) post-thanksgiving dinner.
Aw jeez, Martin, I just dropped a mondo duke in your toilet and I broke sea level! Anyways where’s your plunger?
Mondo Duke by Cranjus McBasketball IV November 16, 2020

Mondo Duke 

When your shit is bigger and more explosive than you thought causing you to flood and overflow the bathroom than you are in making it look like it’s from so sort of horror movie.
“Dude I took a Mondo Duke!”
“Crap, lets get out of here!”
Mondo Duke by Nibbachin July 11, 2018

Mondo Duke 

The act of taking shits worse than the bombs dropped on Japan the art of the Mondo Duke leaves the bathroom render useless as any nigga who dares to enter will gang banged by the intense smell of your masterpiece thus named a Mondo Duke
Bill:Man I took a MONDO DUKE
Jose: que? MONDO DUKE?
Bill:Jose i took the biggest shit ever the bathroom cant be used anymore
Jose:Que? Bano?
Bill:JOSE NOOOOOOO!
Mondo Duke by Niggalini May 17, 2020

Mondo Duke 

Oh man I had a huge Mondo Duke last night!

Mongo Duke 

When you gotta take a huge shit. Worst than diarrhea. Worst than pretty much every other shit in the world.
Bruh I gotta take a huge shit. Aww no it's. MONGO DUKE!!!
Mongo Duke by MongoMeatball October 17, 2016

Mondoduke 

The epic union of Mondo and Duke. Two iconic friends and a bromantic relationship which is pretty chad.
Dude, my new friend Tom is great. We got a real nice Mondoduke going on
Mondoduke by Wixter200 November 26, 2021
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