Monacle Man

Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.

That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.

by Smythe November 1, 2003

manacle

Penis, or the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.

I wasn't sure about having sex with him, but then I saw the size of his manacle and went for it!

by Feowyn November 10, 2007

manacle

A man / boyfriend that you can't get rid of.

Good thing Britney is divorcing K-fed, he's such a manacle.

by Barbara G December 13, 2008

mind manacle

A man or woman with whom a person falls in love, but is unresponsive to the pursuer's advances. Such a scenario can take months or years to forget.

I loved her so much that I was about to ditch the wife and kids for her, but she just wanted to be "friends." Now it is two years later, and I still can't get her out of my mind. She is a mind manacle.

by IM3 January 20, 2008

manacle

A man who is shorter than average but has a fitt, muscled figure to balance his ridiculous height. No, it is most definitely not manlett, it is manacle.
I feel bad for these tiny men, having to struggle through life. These men should either get their bodies extended artificially or should try taking growth pills. Hope it will help those unfortunate poor little creatures of a man.

That's a manacle. He's so short and muscled at the same time!

by lilaiana April 16, 2020