Mombies

New moms wandering about in a hormone-addled, sleep-deprived stupor.

Wow. look at those Mombies wandering around over there. Wow.

by johnnyreub April 29, 2014

mombie

a woman who has a child and becomes a different person than she was before (often a former feminist); her conversations all revolve around toilet training, feeding schedules, and the occasional housework; so-called because there's a certain glazed look in the eyes and she appears to have been brainwashed

Dana used to be pretty cool and loved talking about politics. Since she had her baby, though, she's a total Mombie--I asked what she thought of Obama and she looked at me blankly and asked if that was a type of stroller.

by Wyntre June 30, 2009

moobies

Moobies are male boobies. Men with flabby pecs

Hey look that man has bigger moobies than me

by Kreena October 7, 2007

moobies

male boobies

he has moobies down to his ankles

by greenfreakyfrog August 25, 2008

moobies

Fat abnormal tity growth on a man

My moobies bring all the boys to the yard damn rite there better than yours.

by Geeked101 October 9, 2009

moobies

Motorboat-able boobies.

1. Hey bro, this stripper I dated had the most awesome moobies!
2. As a kid, I used to motorboat my mom's moobies.

by theharami19 May 25, 2018

moobies

man breasts, boobs on a man

when I'm old, I hope I don't get moobies

by siht May 18, 2003